So went to Yury's house yesterday. He is a young hypebeast who is in his second year of school. One of the classes he failed was cleanliness. Perhaps you should quit reading hypebeast and read good house keeping son. Anyays after we left I went home and changed my entire outfit, took a shower and then drank a bottle of purell. Rumor has it that Sammy now has a sore throat. Luckily I have yet to be diagnosed with infintago or meningitis.
So picture one is his living room table. Nice cardboard, nice trace and an autographed shirt. Not sure who signed it too dirty to touch.

Opened register on the wall. Bag of garbage. Please keep in mind this was on the way to the kitchen not like it was intended to ever be brought outside.

mad old garabage. And when I say old I mean like when I was in college old.

The shit behind my chair. Another bag of garbage with a milk jug and also a trophy for world's dirtiest house.

No screen door. Perhaps this is why the bugs were in the house? Or perhaps it was all the old food laying around.

And the fork. We found this on the table. This fork had something that looked like lettuce on it but it was so old and poisened it turned neon green...
