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All I am going to say is that was one big burrito.

This must be what he has been talking about. Now I understand what the change is!

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So every fucking blog and hype site posted the new NERD video today. So I said fuck it I will too. I won't link the video because you read the same sites as me and if you wanted to see it you would know where to look if you didn't see it already. So now I can talk about it. Unlike Hypebeast CtotheJL doesn't review music so sorry Chris if I fuck up the vibe of the site but here it goes.
 The song is good. I like NERD a lot and have for awhile. I think I have seen them 6 or so times now and their shows always have a lot of energy. The video is cool it's a real club kind of vibe and coming from someone who has fucked his fare share of cock whores over the year I must say they did a very good representation of how it is. Oh and Kaws outfit was fucking great for real cool new character but based on how everyone blogged him I hoped he had a bigger role in the video but whatever. So yeah if you like NERD, hipster bitches with coke problems and just random funny video's like myself watch it.

Oh now back to something I touched on earlier. Why does HYPEBEAST give music reviews? Bitch I want to see all the new Crooks & Castle and GRDYGNS and other non street where shit you post. Come on where are my day old threads of all the blogs from Honeyee or a fresh new FU piece jacked from the archives of the bothan? I miss those days. But luckily I can now RSS and see what albums are coming out and find out what all the 15 year old internet hard ass kids listen to on their ipods when they walk down the street in their 80s colored fucked up shitty fashion they will regret by Christmas. So here is the Nobody Nose review check this shit out. It made me laugh.

<blockquote>The song is a not to subtle ode to club girls who indulge in the white powder over emphatic jungle drums, deep driving bass, hard synth stabs and an excellent piano beat break towards the end that would make Elton John jealous.</blockquote>

So my questions are as follows?
1. Can you not say coke whore?
2. "Not to subtle ode" Bitch speak English your core audience is 16 and filled with pimples and are reading your blog while they wait for their porntube video's to download.
3. Jungle Drums? Is that a racial slur because Shae plays bongos?
4. Piano's can't and don't have beat breaks. But I don't have time for a music lesson here but if you need one email me and I will explain it more in depth.
5. Elton John jealous? What the fuck about this song would make Elton John Jealous? Seriously if Kayne was blowing Pharell (like we all know he wants to) then maybe I could understand Elton being jealous but no way. The only thing Elton John and this have in common is someone had on the BBC shirt with the astronaut on it. (if that was too deep it was a rocket man joke.)

Anyways keep to the hype. Help shitty brands sell shitty merchandise while people who grind and care about the scene starve and go homeless! PS new New Eras for sale if you want them and you all know I sell them for like $5 over cost and shipping because I like to be out there.

So I finally updated my pictures...  And yes this blog post is different then my other one because I dont know how to make the slide show up so fuck off.


1st Up was Kixs Burgh. This shit was actually really good. Elliott set this shit up and I have to give him credit because he got a lot of people out and it was seriously the first real sneaker thing the city has ever done. Good look and thanks for holding the Burgh down for us sneaker heads. Oh and thanks for asking me to attend I really appreciate it.

Staying on the sneaker tip I went to the sneaker class at CMU. I know you all saw it on hype beast so it was up the block and I got invited to the last class so I figured I woudl go. Wow I am not justing saying it but it was fucking fun. They talked about fake kicks. I was fucking amped because for those who read the blog know I am a purist of all bootleg shit becuase it's so fucking funny. Anyways here are some pics of that.

And on another note I am required by law to put this picture up. No it isn't me but it's Chad making fun of me. And this shit is funny as fuck looks almost as good as the mustard dopelganger I posted of him last week.

So I am going to start selling some sneakers online to support my gun habit and to also fund my move. Well to be honest it's not really a gun addiction so to say but Cali has some different laws and some of the ones I want are not allowed to be sold there. So I need to get some $ to get them before I move. So this week I started with 2 auctions. Well I just wanted to share an email that I received.

QUESTION:
Hey ARKUNITED I want your action. How about you set up a private auction and sell me the Tiffany's for $300.
ANSWER:
Sure no problem what one do you want the right or the left one?

cgi.ebay.com/Nike-Dunk-SB-Rare-DS-11Tiffany-Supreme-Authentic_W0QQitemZ140230406427QQihZ004QQcategoryZ63850QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

cgi.ebay.com/Nike-Dunk-SB-Staple-Pigeon-Purple-Supreme-DS-11-5-Rare_W0QQitemZ140230404438QQihZ004QQcategoryZ63850QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem