5. TK Dunk High SB
Check the lace locks if you don’t believe me. They say TTK. And for those who don’t know its Terry Kennedy’s Brand Terrible TK. Not sure why they call him that but I assume it’s because everything he puts his name and branding on sucks. PS this isn’t hate because he can’t skate it’s because his clothing and real shows blow.

6. EA Studio Dunk High Samples
These will never come out. Why you ask? Because they aren’t finished look at them! The story behind them not getting finished is because the EA Studio time spent too much time making Madden and NHL better. Oh well maybe next year they will get it right. (And haven’t we all been asking that question since ’93?)

7. Nike Cereal Dunk High
For those who haven’t heard about this before Nike was planning on making its own cereal. This is one of the shoes that were prototyped to help sell the cereal. That’s why they put Elephant print on the front so all the kids could line up at local grocery stores and buy them out of stock every morning. And what makes this worse is my Whole Foods down the block had a Nike Cereal Urban Energy account since it’s in the hood! Ugh am I angry. And for the record I have to say that the swoosh and heal strap actually look pretty fucking cool in this design.

8. Nike Paris High Subway Series
Another pack that will never come out! Long story short Nike was going to do a series of sneakers that had all the city subway maps on them (both on the shoe and footbed!) Well you can thank the fucking Taliban for these never coming out. Thank God we have homeland security and the Patriot act here in the US to stop these from coming out!

9. Santa Muerta Dunk High Lazer
Holy Dead! No liner dunk high? Laser-Etched? Storm Troopers? What could be better you ask? How about regular storm troopers with a liner and no laser???

10. Battle for the All Spark Dunk High
Autobots vs Decepticons… The battle that has been building for over a hundred thousand years finally reaches the dunk high!

